The Penis Game

by Aurora

Let’s spice up our Mondays with a little game. From now on, check back every week for your weekly challenge.

CandlePenis.jpgThis week’s challenge? Let’s see how many words we can think of for “penis”. I dare you to post the filthiest, funniest, weirdest synonyms that come to mind. There are only two rules for this game:

1. Post no more than 5 different names for penis per person.

2. If we can think of 50 different names by Friday, collectively, I’ll post an extra-special picture of MYSELF featuring what I deem to be the best name, along with an “ode” to the person who suggested it.

My contributions, to get us started:





Pants Snake

That’s five for our list. Who else can contribute?

Edit from Aurora: I’ve moved! Cum visit me at Between My Sheets!

26 Responses to “The Penis Game”

  1. Allison Says:

    Willy! Oh, and the every popular “dick” of course. Although I don’t plan to win with those two!

  2. JM Says:

    Meat and Berries

    Priapus (that comes from my husband, believe it or not)


    Beef bayonet

    Pork Poker

    (Only five? *pout*)

  3. max Says:

    crank, wang, stick, schlong, dink.

  4. Aurora Says:

    Ok, that’s 17 down, 33 to go!

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  6. Summer Says:

    One eyed monster, gear shift, tube steak, 3rd leg, tri-pod

  7. Julia Says:

    Schlong, One Eyed Trouser snake, Happy Stick, Probe, Sausage

  8. Dana Says:

    Russel the love muscle, proboscis of the pants, tallywhacker, the magical leopluradon, and of course, the Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle.

  9. Aurora Says:

    Russel the love muscle?!?!? LOL!

    By my count, we’re up to 32! Only 18 more to go before ya’ll get a veeeeeeeery fun picture of me!

  10. brooke Says:

    tool, rod, weiner, pecker, ole’ one eye, ding-a-ling, ding dong, dong, ummm…okay, i’m out of ideas for now. Great. Now all day i’ll be thinking of cock. Oh wait. i do that every day!

  11. Aurora Says:

    Hehe, no cheating! Only five per person!

    Brooke’s contributions put us up to 37 - 13 more to go by Friday. Who else can help us?

  12. Pixie Says:

    Lil General
    Pen 15
    the Hotness

  13. Aurora Says:

    J* is not a dick lol!

    But I’ll ALLOW it, Pixie. Especially because I love “The Hotness”.

    So that means we have 42. 8 more to go!

  14. name Says:


    i call mine “bob”

  15. Aurora Says:

    7 more to go!

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  17. Dave Says:

    joystick, clit disturber, hot rod, peter, dipstick

  18. Aurora Says:

    Haha…did anyone else get the urge to play Atari at Dave’s mention of a joystick?

    We only need TWO MORE…who’s got ‘em? You have five hours left!

  19. Celticangel Says:

    Has anyone said Sausage and Prick?

  20. Aurora Says:

    1. Willy
    2. Dick
    3. Meat and Berries
    4. Priapus
    5. Phallus
    6. Beef bayonet
    7. Pork Poker
    8. Crank
    9. Wang
    10. Stick
    11. Schlong
    12. One eyed monster
    13. Gear shift
    14. Tube steak
    15. 3rd leg
    16. Tri-pod
    Scholng (repeat)
    17. One Eyed Trouser snake
    18. Happy Stick
    19. Probe
    20. Sausage
    21. Dink
    22. Russel the love muscle
    23. Proboscis of the pants
    24. Tallywhacker
    25. The magical leopluradon
    26. The Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle.
    27. Tool
    28. Rod
    29. Weiner
    30. Pecker
    31. Ding-a-ling
    32. Lil General
    33. Pen 15
    34. Junk
    35. The Hotness
    36. J*
    37. Bob
    38. Joystick
    39. Clit disturber
    40. Hot rod
    41. Peter
    42. Dipstick
    Sausage (repeat)
    43. Prick

    Plus my five “starters” bring us up to 48, counting the repeats. TWO MORE in TWO HOURS…CAN YOU DO IT?

  21. Celticangel Says:

    Sperm-injector, Flipper, Mini-Me

    And that should be my five…

  22. Celticangel Says:

    Ooo! If I get to do another one, ’cause one of my first 2 was a dupe, may I just add: Big Jim and The Twins?

  23. Aurora Says:

    LMAO, Celticangel, bringin’ it home for us at the last second!

    It is now midnight where I live folks, and well done! We’ve got over 50 words for penis. Well done, my readers, well done.

    I’m going to choose a winner and will post the picture and ode tomorrow. Be sure to check back.

    Oh, and feel free to continue playing. Let’s see how many more we can name! If you’ve posted five and thought of some more, feel free to post again now that we’ve reached 50!

  24. Celticangel Says:

    Yay we did it!

    Okay then, I will add “Ego”
    (’cause you stroke it…)

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  26. mitexus Says:

    Jim and the Twins!!

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