The MB Game

by Aurora

Let’s spice up our Mondays with a little game. Check back every week for your weekly challenge!

istock_000001165376small.thumbnail.jpgThis week’s challenge? Let’s see how many difference ways we can say “masterbation.” This one might be a bit more challenging than last week’s Penis Game! They can be for male or female masturbation, or gender-neutral. I dare you to post the filthiest, funniest, weirdest synonyms that come to mind. There are only two rules for this game:

1. Post no more than 5 different names for masturbation per person.

2. If we can think of 50 different names by Friday, collectively, I’ll post an extra-special picture of MYSELF featuring what I deem to be the best name, along with an “ode” to the person who suggested it. Congratualtions to Dana, last week’s winner!

Here are my contributions to get us started:

1. Masturbating
2. MB’ing
3. Wanking One Out (lol, that one always makes me laugh)
4. Jerkin’ the Gherkin
5. Self-lovin’



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11 Responses to “The MB Game”

  1. Mark Jabo Says:

    Hehe! Just so happens I compiled my list a few weeks ago in response to the Larry Craig scandal.

    There are some Congressional euphemisms on the topic at:

    For general, all-purpose ones these are my faves:
    1. A date with Pamela Handerson
    2. Roughing up the suspect
    3. Shuffling your iPod
    4. Making stomach pancakes
    5. Releasing the hostages
    6. Turning Japanese
    7. Double-clicking the mouse
    8. Dishonorable discharge
    9. Getting in touch with yourself
    10. Jackin’ the beanstalk
    11. Pumping your gas at the self-service island

  2. Aurora Says:

    Haha! Great list, Mark, and awesome link!

    Only the first five count for this contest though!

    So, we’re up to 10/50. Who’s next?

  3. Selena Kitt Says:

    Here are a few of my favs for female masturbation:

    double clicking the mouse
    playing hello kitty
    hitchhiking to heaven
    taking the sweet slide
    battery testing

    My all time fav for guys:

    Dating Miss Michigan (think geography ;)

  4. Michael Toronto Says:

    1. slamming the salamander
    2. disciplining the dolphin
    3. wrist exercises
    4. tea with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters
    5. petting the clam

  5. Aurora Says:

    20/50…keep ‘em “cumming”, guys!

  6. Bunny Says:

    “letting the hose slide through your hand”

  7. Celticangel Says:

    Pounding the pope
    Spending time with Rosie

    I’ll keep thinking…

  8. Aurora Says:

    23/50…looks like this one was harder than the penis game!

  9. Between the Sheets » Blog Archive » Don’t Forget the Play the MB Game! Says:

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  10. Get Incensed » Blog Archive » The Friday 3 + 3 Says:

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  11. Dana Says:

    Well, I’m a month late, but here’s a pair…

    Flogging the dolphin, and shaking hands with the unemployed.

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