The Seven Deadly Sins in Bed: Gluttony
glut·ton·y [gluht-n-ee]: noun, excessive eating and drinking, greediness in eating.
We’ll talk about greed a bit later this week, but really, gluttony can be a form of greediness in bed. Now, I’m sure that *most* people you meet won’t object to lots and lots of oral sex. I love it. My partners have always loved it. Everyone’s happy, right? Chah.
But are you really listening to what your partner wants? There’s an epidemic sweep the world right now: bad oral sex. And that really sucks. Or blows. Or licks. Whatever.
I’d describe gluttony in bed as a greediness in your “giving.” It’s hard to deepthroat, so you don’t even try. It’s not as stimulating to go down on her, so you make it quick. Is that really what your partner wants? Probably not. Of course, not everyone likes getting oral sex. There are plenty of people in this world who’ve never had good oral sex, so they don’t know what they’re missing. Because you’re not good at it, they’d rather just get to the main attraction because it’s more stimulating. And you, my friend, are being gluttonous by greedily eating how your want, when you want, without any consideration as to what actually feels good to the other person.
There’s no right or wrong answer when it comes to asking “how do I give a blow job” or “how to I go down on a girl”. Everyone is different. However, here are a few things you can try that come from my own experience. Of course, I don’t have some of the crucial anatomy to actually be on the receiving end of a bj, so this is purely from what guys have told me they do and do not like after I’ve done my business. Thankfully, I have had really great (and really bad) cunnilingus, so I’m more of an authority on that situation. However, no mater what your sex, feel free to jump in with comments and tips of your own!
3 ways to rid gluttony from a blow job:
~ Don’t stop to “take a breather” unless you want to slow down the ej process. No one’s asking you to run a marathon, so do you really need a break every few minutes?
~ Learn to deepthroat, even if you can only do it for a few seconds at first. Practice makes perfect and if you’re really having a problem with it, invest in some throat numbing cream.
~ Stop making it a chore. If a guy hears you complain every two minutes about how much you hate giving head, he’ll feel guilty while you’re doing it and cut your short, even though he really, really wants you to continue. Would it kill you to put a smile on your face about it?
3 ways to rid gluttony from female oral sex:
~ Stop flicking her clit all the time to try to get her off as fast as possible. Our clits like to be romanced a bit. Work up to it.
~ Do it without her having to ask or give you the head push. When you take the initiative, it’s much hotter.
~ Stop making it a chore. If a girl hears you complain every two minutes about how much you hate licking pussy, she’ll feel guilty while you’re doing it and cut your short, even though she really, really wants you to continue. Would it kill you to put a smile on your face about it?
You know what? If all else fails, find a good compromise–69!
Edit from Aurora: I’ve moved! Cum visit me at Between My Sheets!
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September 12th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
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