Archive for April, 2007

Restaurant Voyeur

Monday, April 30th, 2007

pizza-sign.jpg A long, long time ago I was a married university student with two toddlers who never got to have any fun. I studied by day, worked by night, and ran around after the kids in between. My work was partially because we needed the money and partially because I needed some kind of release. Oh, did I mention that I was also very sexually frustrated? Ya, a little.

So, every night that I’d go to work I flirted with the line cooks, I flirted with the bartender, and I flirted with the sexy waitress who had a mind and a body that wouldn’t stop. I had such a crush on her! But that’s another story.

Between the two of us we had most of the guys that worked there adjusting their packages in discomfort as they watched her slap my ass and listened to the sexual innuendo fly back and forth. But I wouldn’t cheat on my husband, even though I knew it was over, so I just got more frustrated.

One night after our shift had ended, her and I sat at the bar driving the bartender crazy. He was this hot Richard Gere-in-his-”Breathless”-days look alike. He loved all women but especially us. He was always begging us to have a threesome with him but I had my rules. Towards the end of the night he had to refill the beer coolers and the room where they kept the beer was downstairs and down this long hallway - very out of the way.

“Want to some see the beer cooler? You can give me a hand,” he said with an evil twinkle in his eyes.

“You know I can’t,” I said.

“But I can,” my sexy friend said.

“Are you guys just going to leave me here?”

“No silly. You can come and watch!”

Normally I would never have had the guts to do it. I was still getting in touch with my bad girl side and good girls did NOT watch. But I had had a few drinks and I was hornier than hell so I figure, why not? That’s not cheating.

So, down the elevator we went. Down the long hallway. And into the tiniest little room filled with beer case.

She kissed me first (kissing girls wasn’t cheating in my books either) and then she kissed him. And then she reached down a undid his zipper and pulled out the biggest cock I’d ever seen. It wasn’t massive but it was thick and about 8 inches which was a good 3 inches bigger than I’d ever seen anywhere but in a magazine (I’d only ever been with my husband, which might explain the frustration and the curiousity). It didn’t take long before she was down on her knees, licking and sucking at what was a monster to me. I couldn’t believe how she could take so much of it in her mouth!

As her tongue darted out to circle around the knob she kept her eyes on mine. I watched her as her red lips wrapped around his thickness - partially in excitment and partially in awe! Every once in awhile I’d look at him. Sometimes he was watching her too but sometimes he’d look at me. I don’t know if he was more excited by the beautiful lips that were pleasuring him or the fact that I was watching them.

It didn’t take long before he lost control. She grabbed his ass cheeks in her hands and pulled him into her heat and he came. She swallowed every last drop and I was majorly impressed.

That was better than any porn movie I’d ever seen! Unfortunately, it did nothing to get rid of my horniness but I took care of that at home with my trusty dual jet removable shower head. My ex never did figure out why I spent so much time in the shower those days!

Anyone else into voyeurism? Do tell!

Be well all!

So Let’s Get Started

Monday, April 30th, 2007

I’d like to know what readers want to keep and what readers would like to see new. What are you into? What are your fetishes?

Blogging has the great advantage that you can express yourself anonymously. You can say, “Hey, that really turned me on!” or you can say, “That was hot but it would be even hotter if…”

Personally I have bit of a spanking fetish myself so you’ll likely see some of that here. But what else do you want? In my newsletter for my adult site I feature other blogs, pictures, and toys. Who doesn’t love toys? I have something juicy planned for tomorrow but meanwhile I need to know if there are features that Ivy or other bloggers here have started that you’d like me to continue. Input people - input!

I’ll post something else for you later today as well. Until then, be well all!

Introduction to me

Friday, April 27th, 2007

Hi all,
I’d like to take a moment to introduce myself to all of you. My name is Autumn Seave and I’ll be taking over Between the Sheets in Ivy’s absence. I’m sure that many of you will miss Ivy so I won’t even try to fill her shoes. Instead, I’ll try to give you something new - a little Autumn flavor!

So, you’re likely all wondering - who is this Autumn chick and what is going to make me want to continue reading this blog? How do I know she has a dirty mind like me? Well, you don’t yet know, but you will! I’m an erotica writer, webmistress, blogger, and overall sex enthusiast. I like all things sex related and love to talk about them. I’ve written many handfuls of stories, poetry, and even a couple of books. Read the first chapter of my book Sorority, or read my favorite story, Ride to the Cabin or listen to an audio erotica story, Thank You for Last Night. Those should give you a little taste of what I’m capable of.

I also maintain two other blogs and participate in a group blog - you’ll find the links off to the right. However, all the material you’ll find posted here will be fresh, new, and hopefully, you’ll find it fun and interesting.

One of my core beliefs about sex is that it should always be fun. If it’s not fun, why are ya doin’ it right? But, since sex should be fun, it can be pretty funny at times as well. Like when that position you imagined would be so great when you were fantasizing about it in the bathtub earlier turns out to be just plain impossible! Or when you fling your high heel off in what is supposed to be a sexy move and instead it knocks over the lamp! Sex can also be passionate, loving, romantic, naughty, and sometimes even downright nasty!

In light of that, I hope that we’ll have many inspiring and aspiring conversations that will leave you yearning only for more.

If you have any suggestions for posts you’d like to see in the future, please leave a comment! I welcome questions and will give you the best answer I can find.

Be well all,
Autumn Seave

Tragedy at Virginia Tech

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

Hokie Spirit Memorial Fund

April 16, 2007, will be remembered as one of the darkest days in the history of the Virginia Tech community and the world beyond.

To remember and honor the victims of those tragic events, the university has established the Hokie Spirit Memorial Fund to aid in the healing process and generate financial support.

The fund will be used to cover expenses including but not limited to:

  • Grief counseling
  • Memorials
  • Communication expenses
  • Comfort expenses
  • Incidental needs

If you plan to give, please click the link below:

Give Now

Steve Shickles
451 Press, LLC

So Long.

Monday, April 16th, 2007

My sweet, kind readers, I start the week with news and a farewell.

Unfortunately, my time here is spent, and I will no longer be writing to this site. Be sure and check back soon, though, as I’ve no doubt that a capable and interesting author will soon grace its pages.

My life is taking new twists and turns, not the least of which being a surprise pregnancy. Needless to say, a blessing that large will demand most of my time now, so I’m departing.

As I said earlier, I hope you continue to peruse the pages and try new things. There’s a whole world out there, begging you to jump in with both feet.

Warmest regards,

Sugasm #73

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

This Week’s Picks
Dawn Tryst (
“The soft noises intensify as he shifts himself once more so that he is turned towards her and his fingertips on her body are mimicking hers on his own.�?

The G-Spot Mystery Revealed OR “ACK! Go Back to My Clit�? (
“So, since I’ve succumbed to the pressure, let me at least reveal to you the things you might not know about the g-spot, the things Cosmo doesn’t want you to know.�?

M Hotel 2 (
“I watch his face as his hands pull me open, and then I close my eyes, my arms stretched above my head, as he lowers his face.�?

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Sexy Advertising (

Editor’s Choice
Farewell to Cain of “Bottoms Up!�? (

More Sugasm
Join the Sugasm

Erotic Writing and Experiences
It Really IS All About You, Not Me (
Kidnap Incorporated : Mitsy (part 2) (
Mark Me (
Strange Events Part One (
Sunday Wife Sharing (

Sex Work
History: Famous (

What’s YOUR Move?

Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

Men’s Health asked women to rate a range of seduction moves from 1 to 10. The results were:
1. Pinning me against the wall for a lengthy make-out session. (9.8)
This is pretty damn hot. There is nothing like feeling that your guy can’t wait and has to get some of you right then.

2. Touching and kissing me everywhere but the place I want most. (9.3)
Y’all, haven’t I said this before? Anticipation is soooooo sweet!!

3. Saying my name in bed. (8.9)
This should’ve been rated higher. Nothing sends me over the edge like hearing my name. LOUDLY.

4. Aggressive but playful kissing, like nibbling on my lower lip or earlobe. (8.6)

5. Slowly roaming my body with his fingertips. (8.4)
This kinda rolls into the anticipation theme, in my book. The roaming makes you center in on what you REALLY want his fingertips on.

Monday Menage e Trois

Monday, April 9th, 2007

You know the drill! Readers send me questions and I pick three to answer. Want your turn for some love from Ivy? Send me a love note.
Is faking an orgasm dishonest?
Hmm. This is a good question, and I’m not sure that I have the full answer here. Is it dishonest? Well, you ARE technically putting on an act. Will it hurt your partner? Probably not. But is it detrimental in the long run? Communication is so crucial in sex, and wouldn’t you rather have an HONEST O? While there is never anything wrong with an affected moan now and again (I’ve found that I can often trick myself into excitement), faking the orgasm is just applying a band-aid.

I’m a virgin, and this seems to freak guys out. They seem to think I’ll latch onto them forever if they pop my cherry. Should I lie about it to potential partners?
SERIOUSLY?! Wow. I would’ve thought that every man would’ve been fighting to be your conquestor; I would’ve assumed that they were lining up to be the first. But.. wow. I don’t know how to approach this one. In my own experience, I think that men have a reason to be timid about this. That’s a huge decision you’ve made (and kudos to you for sticking to it!), and they should, by all means, be respectful of it. How to not freak them out? Be honest. The good ones stick around.

I think my boyfriend is cheating on me. Should I confront him or snoop around for evidence first?
Ooooh. This is a messy one, and I welcome comments agreeing or refuting me. Alright, sister, here’s my two cents: if you think this, that’s all the evidence you need before bringing it up. Notice I didn’t say “confront” him; it should not be a confrontation. It should be a discussion. But a word to the wise: I have seen far too many women cry wolf too many times, and the man is going to think, “If I’m accused for this anyway, why not get something out of it?”

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Bringing (Un)Sexy Back

Sunday, April 8th, 2007

Zep over at In-Sect sent me this funny little idea:

Have you ever been in a situation where you don’t want to be turned-on? (Yes, it’s plausible even for me.) These Unsexy Image Cards are handy little turn-offs to keep you on-track.

You have your choice of genres of un-sexy, ranging from comics to food, but my personal favorite is the great Abe Vagoda:

Homework for the Weekend

Friday, April 6th, 2007

AmandaCoffman.PhilHolden.jpgAlas, fair readers, last week’s homework is not wise this weekend, where our oppressive heat wave has given way to sudden lows in the 20s. So I strongly suggest NOT sleeping naked this weekend, unless you enjoy the shock of the monthly utility bill.

This weekend’s homework is somewhat inspired by an event in my week this week.

Take pictures of yourself.

Now, I don’t mean headshots. I don’t mean shots of the back of your head as you run from having set the self-timer. I mean, take sultry, scantily-clad pictures of yourself.

Be prepared; they will hard to look at for a minute. But you will learn your body as you go, and you will appreciate your body for all of the curves, points, and bendiness that you have. You never have to show these pictures to anyone else, but take them until you can look at one picture and think, “That’s damn sexy.”

There is nothing sexier than having someone take your picture, also. Knowing that someone is framing you behind the lens, examining your every curve, and seeing something beautiful? It’s magic.

Have a fantastic weekend, everyone.

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Sugasm #72

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

This Week’s Picks
Big-Titted Muses (
“In the span of fifteen seconds, these two lovers instantly own the room, the camera, the cock.�?

Make it happen (
“Dip two strawberries in the chocolate, eat one and feed me the other.�?

Water, Water Everywhere… (
“He pauses there, feeling the weight in his hands, then soaps my breasts, rubbing the nipples between his fingers and thumb.�?

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Nathalie Portman is Naked (

Editor’s Choice
Control (

More Sugasm
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(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
The Blind Leading the Deaf (
The Early Days of Porn (
More Sex Sometimes Leads to More Sex (
Skin on Skin (

Sex Advice
Reader Says: Ack! Ex Wants To Be Friends! What Now? (

Sex Reviews
A Few of My Favorite Naughty Things Part II (
Love Honey Toys Review (
Vibrating Feeldoe Review (

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Catch Me Off Guard (
Fuckmaker’s Paradise (
A Love Triangle (
The Soap Job (
A Tiny Bed (

Add This to My Wish List.

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007

It’s not often that something sparks my interest. Okay, that’s not entirely true. I’m actually quite easy to intrigue, but it’s very rare that something HOLDS it. And ladies and gentlemen, I’ve found it.

One of my constant and major gripes with our sex industry is that it is too often geared toward men. The reason for this is mainly monetary; men provide 85% of the benjamins in the sex world. (And don’t worry ladies; that tide has been turning steadily over the past few years, and I can only hope it will continue to do so.) Back to my gripe: I want to see guys in porn.

And I don’t mean I want to see thin, too-attractive men. I know those men are not targeted to me. And, quite frankly, I don’t want some piece of meat-man to come in, pump-spray and then walk away.

I want to see guys get off. That’s really it, in a nutshell.

I thought about this the other night, when he whispered, “Show me that pussy, c’mon.” And then his hand wandered down to his cock, and I thought I was gonna lose it. It’s just so raw, so uninhibited. AND SO RARE IN PORN.

Until now.

This article from the Village Voice made my day, to find out that Tina Tyler has developed HandyMan, a new series of men actually seducing the camera. You can watch this guy come in, completely flacid, and work himself up to climax. He talks the entire time. IT IS SO FREAKING HOT.

So if you’re wondering what to get Ivy for Christmas (or her birthday.. or Flag Day), a copy of HandyMan will definitely do it. I can’t wait!

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Monday Menage e Trois

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

You know the drill! Readers send me questions and I pick three to answer. Want your turn for some love from Ivy? Send me a love note.
I have a crush on a waitress at a restaurant. I want to ask her out, but I’m worried she gets hit on by lots of customers. How do I avoid coming across as a sleazy cliché?
Oooh, good question. I was a server for MANY years, and it was always a fine line. Truth? Be yourself. Visit often.. That sounds flippant, but if you become one of her “regulars” and she knows you, you’ve won a place in her heart. Oh.. and tip well.

I asked the woman I’ve been dating about her sexual history, but she refuses to talk about it. Should I be nervous? Is she obligated to tell me?
Is she obligated? No. Should she share anything medically crucial with you? Most definitely. Would I be wary of someone who is comfortable putting my health at risk so they can save themselves a tad of pride? Yes, I would. And I strongly suggest you rethink the committment level there. (And for GOD’S SAKE, use a condom.)

I recently went on a first date, during which I accidentally got hammered and threw up in a corner while she was watching. How can I make up for this awful first impression?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!, I’m sorry. I’ve gotten most of that out of my system. But honey, I think you’d better let this one go. Unless she is into bodily functions on the first date, or she was blind and deaf, I think this one is a goner. (Please prove me wrong and get married, okay?)

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Breathe Me In.

Sunday, April 1st, 2007

I had to snicker when I overheard your new conquest responding to a comment about her fragrance. It tickled all parts of me when she offered up the name of the Victoria’s Secret scent she thought she had made her own.
I remember, distinctly, your breath on the back of my neck in the darkened balcony as you inhaled me and begged me to tell you what I was wearing. The scent of it, you growled, was making you insane. You felt insatiable for the musky scent, you said.

And you wanted to buy some for your wife.

I smiled and told you.

And it sounds like you’re trying to make every woman you ever touch smell just like me.

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