Sexy Gift Returns for All Occasions
Was Santa good to you, baby?
It’s December 26, and I drove past the mall today to see it packed with shoppers returning unwanted Christmas gifts. So the question I’m dying to know is this - what did YOU get that you’d like to return? And what can you treat yourself to with that money?
After all, the money you get from returning Christmas presents can’t be put toward credit card bills or household expenses. No, that money demands to be spent on items that you deserve for being so “good” this year.
And what better way to spend that money than on an item that will make you feel reeeealllly good. I mean, really, really good…
Won’t Great-Aunt Dorothy be surprised that she bought you a new dildo? hehe…
Here are the top three “sexy” gifts you can buy for yourself. Click on any of the names below to buy!
Hitachi Magic Wand Massager
Every girl should have one, and for under $40, they are the price of say…an unwanted sweater? It’s by far one of the very best sex toys to own. Even if you don’t have any Christmas returns to make, buy one of these. You won’t regret it.
Jack Rabbit
This one is even waterproof. Really, you can’t go wrong. Yeah, it’ll be a good night. Or hey, get the pearl if you like pink better. Either will get the job done with class. Who needs a boyfriend
Prostate Massager
Ok, fellas, this is one for you. I know what you’re thinking, but trust me…if you haven’t tried it before, this is a good place to start. Prostate massages will become your best friend. For real.
Edit from Aurora: I’ve moved! Cum visit me at Between My Sheets!
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