The Four Sexiest News Stories of 2007
Once again, we’re nearing the new year and I’m planning my fabulous annual New Year’s Eve Party. At the end of each year, I like to reflect on what has happened in the world, from the controversial to the funny to the just plain stupid. And for you all, I’d like to take this time to recap the top four sexiest news stories of 2007:
Old People Are Getting It On
According to some studies done this year, the Washington Post and a number of other sources reported that senior citizens are having sex well into their 70s and 80s. Hells yes. More than half of people 57-75 are enjoying oral sex on a regular basis, as are at least a third of people aged 75-85. Of those not doing the nasty, most reported that it was because of failing health or lack of a partner…not because they didn’t want to do it.
This, my friends, gives me hope for the future.
MySpace Hands Over Sex Offender Information
I’m a strong advocate of safe sex for everyone, and that includes protecting our children from sexual offenders. This year, MySpace handed over information regarding thousands of sex offenders on their social netowrking site. It’s a step for a safer future. I dig that. Ok, ok, this isn’t really a cream in your jeans kind of story…but it was important in the world of sex!
New Jersey Admits that Some People Like It in the Butt
Alright, fine, it is about more than liking it in the butt. In February of this year, New Jersey began recognizing civil unions for gay and lesbian couples. Finally! I mean, for hundreds…thousands…of years, guys have been getting it on with other dudes and girls have been carousing with other girls. It’s refreshing to see that people can finally admit that and even celebrate it. Yay gay rights!
Craig’s Toe-Tapping Scandal
It’s been a big year for gay sex stories. The most famous, however, is probably Senator Craig’s scandal when he tried to solicit gay sex in a public airport restroom. You know what I love about stories like this? The fact that it brings to light SEX in the public eye. We need to talk about SEX more. We need to admit that SEX is happening in public places, ALL THE TIME. And that’s not a bad thing!
What IS a bad thing is attempting to fuck another guy in an airport bathroom after you’ve spent your entire career campaigning against gay rights…
Edit from Aurora: I’ve moved! Cum visit me at Between My Sheets!
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