Sexy Celebrity of the Week: A Recap
We’ve officially been talking about and voting on sexy celebrities for twelve weeks now. This week, instead of featuring someone new, I thought I’d do a little recap of the sexy celebrities we’ve already covered…and an update - are they still sexy? Or, have they fallen off the sexy radar? Here’s a little look at some of your favorite sex gods and goddesses:
1. David Beckham: The Becks are still going strong, but after David’s injuries, Victoria began to be the moneymaker in the house. Her reunion tour with the rest of the Spice Girls is one of the most popular events in the world, with tickets selling out faster than you can say “Holy shit, Mama Beckham is hot!” In any case, both of the Beckhams are still hot (even if David is a…neat freak?)
2. Vanessa Hudgens: First she was naked. Then she was fired. Now, we’ve learned that Vanessa Hudgens got an even bigger deal with Disney. Sex really does sell. Since her big scandal, though, Vanessa has only been back in the public eye a few times, but she’s gracefully stayed out of the news for the most part. Still sexy? Eh. She’s yesterday’s news.
3. Britney Spears: What a crazy train. I can’t keep track of whether Britney’s “coming back” or trying to stay out of the limelight. Is she trying to jump start her career or is she horribly neglecting her children? One thing is clear, though - I’m voting with Maxim. Britney is unsexy.
4. Katherine Heigl and 5. Eric Dane: The Grey’s Anatomy stars are still going strong, but I have to wonder - will the writer’s strike affect their airtime? Oh well, I guess they’re still sexy in reruns!!
6. Joss Stone and 7. Amanda Bynes:: Yep. Joss is still hot. So is Amanda. Unlike other unclassy, drug a addict, worthless tramps their age (because really, the cast majority of celebs around her age…well…are…)
8. Debra Messing: Luke-warm - that’s how I’d characterize Debra’s success with The Starter Wife. I mean, there was all this hype…and then…She’s still hot, but The Starter Wife is not.
9. Halle Berry: I love Halle Berry, and I’m especially happy to see all the awesome press she’s been getting with her baby bump. I think everyone agrees - she’ll always be HOT.
10. Tom Brady: I can’t get into pro football. But Tom Brady sure as hell can get into me. BOO YA! All jokes aside, this guy is about as hot as they come, and his team is one of the best in the NFL.
11. Katie Holmes: Katie was one of our most recent sexy celebs, so there’s not much new to report, but I will say this: She’ll remain sexy to the general public as long as she doesn’t “go crazy”. So many female celebs seem totally cool and then suddenly become really fucking weird. I think she’s safe though. If you can be married to Tom Cruise and still be considered fairly sane and sexy, that’s saying something.
12. Angelina Jolie: Bringing up the end of this list, our last sexy celeb of the week was Angie. Of course she’s still sexy. I’d argue that she’s one of the sexiest on this list, if not THE sexiest. I’m straight, but I’d go lesbian for her. She’s hot, any way you slice it.
Edit from Aurora: I’ve moved! Cum visit me at Between My Sheets!
November 27th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Er, did David Beckham do anything at all this week?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FTxrkC7_y3I
Crap game, but he can still hit those crosses. No idea whether that’s sexy.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/7103110.stm