Great Humor = Fun Sex

by Ivy

Smallville is on the tv on a lazy Sunday afternoon.
Me: C’mon, you know you’ve wondered.
Him: Wondered what?
Me: Well, you don’t have to admit it. I’ll admit it. I’ve always wondered.
Him: Wondered WHAT?
Me: I’ve always wondered if he had Super Sperm. You know. I’ve just wondered what it’s like to have sex with Superman, you know?
Him: Well.. you should know. I mean, how was it last night?

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Posted in Posts by previous writers on March 11th, 2007

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2 Responses to “Great Humor = Fun Sex”

  1. Dana Says:
    March 28th, 2007 at 4:16 pm

    Okay, so I’ve damned myself by commenting and showing that I do actually look at this blog from time to time. But I couldn’t resist. Super sperm was the exact topic of a lunch table debate recently discussed at my lunch table. We imagine that these sperm dress in blue suits and for all intents and purposes, there are only about 3 or 4, because when one has super sperm one doesn’t really need the thousands typically produced by a male.

    Eh… sorry about that, it was really random.

  2. Ivy Says:
    March 29th, 2007 at 9:57 pm

    I wouldn’t say you’ve damned yourself. I consider you an inspiration; I often wonder if ANYONE reads this. :)
    ..
    And I LOVE really random things, so please.. comment away. (Does Super Sperm HURT?)

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